about
ME:
I first started a blog when I worked in a call center and desperately needed a creative outlet. I talked about riveting things like: choking on grapefruit, the weather, and how when my dog died we gave him a proper burial in the front yard with the Braveheart soundtrack blaring from our car speakers. I shared pictures of obese cats, and I talked a lot of pop culture (still do). After the call center, I got my dream job as a flight attendant based in New York. It seemed only natural to share about it - to unveil some of the mystery, and show my mom that I was not only alive, but also making the world a better place by teaching passengers to not take up an entire overhead bin with their coats and small purses. I saw the world, I lived through emergency landings (okay - just one), and I watched in horror as people clipped their toenails on the plane. In the midst of the sky traipsing, I met my husband and we got married. Never one to stop talking, I then shared our adventures in wedding planning, life as newlyweds, and how surreal it is to find you're holding a positive pregnancy test. From there, (you guessed it) I decided to document the gestational period of our first little cherub. It was close to a year full of very bizarre dreams (doctor discovered my heart had been replaced by a chicken tender!), violent retching, and a chemical dependency on Skittles.
“I AM WILLING TO SOUND DUMB. I AM WILLING TO BE WRONG. I AM WILLING TO BE PASSIONATE ABOUT SOMETHING THAT ISN’T PERCEIVED AS COOL. I AM WILLING TO EXPRESS A THEORY. I AM WILLING TO ADMIT I’M AFRAID. I’M WILLING TO CONTRADICT SOMETHING I’VE SAID BEFORE. I’M WILLING TO HAVE A KNEE-JERK REACTION, EVEN A WRONG ONE. I’M WILLING TO APOLOGIZE. I’M PERFECTLY WILLING TO BE PERFECTLY HUMAN.”
US:
- I'm married to Bryan (if you're interested in love stories, I had a fun time writing ours over here)
- We have two babies: Elsa and Amos - each with an origin story that I loved writing (don't worry - when I say origin I mean their births...not conception)
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