These Are My Confessions


  • Periodically (as in, the last two days) I have a weird sound and pressure in my ear and I am absolutely convinced that there is a moth living inside it.

  • When I was little my mom told me I wasn't old enough to shave my legs, (for fear I would cut myself), and I went behind her back and did it anyway. Only, I shaved one leg and felt awful and full of guilt and immediately confessed. And then she made fun of me because WHY DID I ONLY SHAVE ONE. I punished myself.

  • I am twenty-five years old, and I still sleep with my teddy bear. His name? Brown Bear. (For reasons unknown to me).

Come on, tell me something awkward about yourself. PLEASE.

p.s. I just got back from VENICE. As in, Italy. Exciting post to come.